Instant Whips And Dream Toppings

I stopped at a friend's house the other day and found him stalking around with a fly-swatter. When I asked if he was getting any flies, he answered: 'Yeah, three males and two females.' Curious, I asked how he could tell the difference. He said: 'Three were on a beer can and two were on the phone.'

The theory is that, if you listen to #music, then your brain becomes more alert, smarter. Reading my book? Put on your favourite music and see how many musical references you spot now! Maybe you even want to listen to some of those tracks as you read. Just checkout my facebook page to find a selection of youtube clips to help you on your way and enjoy... Instant Whips and Dream Toppings. A true-life dom rom com facebook page

A man goes to the doctor and says: 'Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom.' The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him.

The man asks: 'Is it serious, doctor?' and the doctor replies: 'I'm sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg.'